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solstice-slay

OMG! I really am at a lost for words, these are going to be some impressive bouts. In the first bout we have the Hard Knockers battling the undefeated Hellbombers. The HardKnockers are in a David vs. Goliath bout fighting to grab their first win of the Season. The Hellbombers look to maintain their impeccable record (have these girls ever lost?) and secure their place in the Hazard Cup Finals. The Hard Knockers who have just come up short each bout this year, probably know the Hellbombers better than anyone. Before halftime in their last bout together the HardKnockers were actually ahead. If the Knockers can shut down the Grand-Slam a-thons that Ida Bitter (or Stroker, for that matter) come through with, we could be looking at a serious game. However if the Hellbombers get that momentum, that snow-ball effect will surely bulldoze the HardKnockers over. Will the HardKnocker pull the upset of the year? Will the Hellbomers keep their undefeated streak going?

In bout number two, we have the most anticipated rematch of the Season; The Cleveland Steamers vs. The Rolling Pin-ups. Not even God knows what the outcome of this bout will be! On one hand we have The Steamers who are getting Stealth Bomber back (a powerful, skilled blocker, who has been missed) but are faced with a new injury from Damnasty International (an all round talented skater, who is impressive any time on the track). This will change the dynamics, but the Pinups will have to adjust to this change as well. The Pinups are still skating nine, nine of the most skilled, talented, nothing but heart skaters.  Thes girls are showing the league, that only skating nine is not a hinderance but something to fear!
It will be interesting to see who has picked up some new tricks from the Team Awesome Derby Camp! There is something that really throws you off seeing Take-Out in a Hellbombers Coco Sparx jersey! There was quite the Steamers presence at Team Awesome; Killustrator, Primp Daddy, and Take-Out makes me frightened to see how much they have soaked up in the Jammer Department. Eva Lucien was there as well honing in on her already impressive skill set. Soul Eater who I heard has learned acquired speed like a jammer, try passing her now! Ivanna Destroya, Ida Bitter, and Stroker Ace at derby camp is like a corking a baseball bat, these girls never cease to amaze me!

In the saddest of news, I will be not be at this match due to work :( , I will be flying home from Denver while the game is being played. I touched down in Cleveland at midnight, at this point I will be fiendishly trying to find out what had happened. Everyone better clap there ass of for my friend AAron Bonk, a good friend of mine whom I have known for ever! WC may be pretty lonely over in Turn Two so be sure not to forget to give him a kiss on the cheek! WC will be posting the after-bout recap once again! Good luck to all, only two teams can win, who wants it more! It’s Semi-Finals Time!

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