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I write this as I am still trying to decide how to best do recaps. I enjoy live blogging the bouts, but I miss so much of the action while doing it that it’s taking away from my enjoyment of the game. With that said, feel free to read my randomness that I call live blogging over at my site (pardon the typos, blogging on an iPhone while trying to watch the game isn’t so easy):

http://www.satola.info/2011/04/02/brrg-bout-2/

I was so pumped going into Saturday night. Steamers v Knockers was sure to be a great match and Bombers v Pinups should have been epic. 2010 Hazard Cup championship rematch, top 2 teams (in my opinion) in the league going at it for best record and bragging rights.

Game 1: Steamers v Knockers] Winner: Knockers 143-93
After last week’s blowout of the Knockers, they came to the track with something to prove and they certainly did that. This was an unexpected domination by the Knockers. The most impressive part of this game was Takeout. She showed up late because of personal obligations, skated a couple jams, and had to leave again. It would have been one thing to come in and skate for a few jams and be unproductive because of no warmup, but that’s not TO’s game. Instead, she comes in, fills in as Jammer, takes lead, and [strong]without[/strong] a PowerJam being into effect, scores 5 grandslams to rack another 25 points onto the Knockers already large lead. Mucho credit to the Knockers blocking armada at keeping the Steamers jammer trapped in the pack for that long.

Post halftime, the Steamers came back looking like they were going to mount a comeback. Scary lands a trip to the box, allowing Killy to get a 15 point powerjam. Next jam, CQ scores a quick 4 and calls it. Could it be a comeback? I certainly thought so, but was unfortunately mistaken. Knockers quickly adjusted to the changes the Steamers made and are again taking control.

A couple random thoughts I had during the match:

“Damn that Halo hits hard.”
“Steamers are getting lucky at the blind refs. I saw a few cuts of the track and definitely 1 trip that didn’t get called”

Game 2: Bombers v Pinups Winner: Bombers 106-67
I couldn’t be more excited at this point. This game has got to be awesome. The game opened with another trip that didn’t get called. Team Zebra doesn’t seem to notice some of the fouls that have been happening. Although the final score doesn’t really reflect it, it looked like everyone was giving it their all. Lots of hits. Lots of speed. Lots of fouls. Very entertaining. This game was pretty much all Bombers. A couple memorable moments and thoughts:

- 2 pinup blockers tried sandwiching Destroya between them to take her down, but ended up taking out one of their own and Destroya just pushed through to take lead jam.
- Sparkles – that’s one quick woman. It seems that not getting lead jam to her is as spinach to Popeye. She speeds around that track to catch up to the opposing jammer so fast. Incredible. Oh, and who can forget the frequent taunting? F’n hilarious!
- Eva nearly had lead jam and Slaughter showed up out of nowhere and takes her down. Nice skating. That said, she was in the box quite a bit this game. Gotta get a handle on those fouls.
- Great armwhip from Souleater to get Pixie moving faster, resulting in an 8-0 jam. Nice!
- Eduskater as Bombers jammer gets sent to the box, giving Pixie a powerjam. Unfortunately for the Pinups, the Bombers blocking team shut her down. Only 2 points.
- Eduskater lost her star helmet and some NSO actually ran onto the track to get it. No!!!!! It’s still in play, you have got to leave it there so the jammer can get it back. She can’t score without that on!

Overall, I expected a very close game. Was surprised to see the Bombers take control and have their way with it.

Oh, and one final thought:  Hey Kent Smith – I don’t want a burrito from Ohio City Burritos. I know you have to promote your sponsors, but do you have to repeat it so much?

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Bout 1. Hellbombers vs. Cleveland steamers

Here we go. Time for intros!

Pain Austin is bench managing steamers. Awesome! Slaughter is back on skates.

Killy gets first lead jam. Steamers up 2-0

Nice hit halo! 1 point steamers.
Nice blocking all around. Fright gets lead jam. 4-1 steamers

Razor takes hb first lead jam. 5-4 steamers

9-5 hb. Nice jam eduskater

Nice hits and blocks hb. Nice taunt Killy. Hahaha

Fright drafting halo for the lead. Awesome! 17-9 hb

Fright takes lead. 23-13 hb

Coco slams through a steamers wall, 27-13

This may be a lower scoring game but it’s intense! Fright is looking great jamming this year so far. Not sure what she did in the off season, but it shows.

32-20 hb

Coco tried busting through the steamers wall again but it didnt work. 34-22 hb

Grand slam Killy

35-33 hb. Great effort Killy.

Last jam coming up. Cupquake takes lead First half is over. Steamers take the lead 36-35!

Ok. Second half. Killy takes lead. 39-35 steamers.

Grand slam and then some for buddha. 47-38 steamers

Smart jam destroya 47-42 steamers

Buddha. What moves. Recovers from a hit by spinning. Awesome. Dispite that, the hb get a 10 pt jam. Tie game

Way to miss a blatant cut refs.

58-56 steamers

Powerjam for hb. 67-62 steamers.

Powerjam steamers and Buddha(steamers jammer) to the box. 80-77 steamers.

8 minutes left in bout.

Did razor just hurdle a down teammate? Amazing. 81-80 hb has the lead

Cq’s back wheels fell of. Crazy!

Hb wins 87-84

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Where to start – what to say…

Bout 1 (Hellbombers v. Hard Knockers) was quite exciting for me for the first half. Kinda slow, but the bombers were actually down at the half. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. Of course, that was all about to change. Whatever the bombers talk about at halftime works because it’s clear they come out with a new strategy, execute it and subsequently dominate. ‘Nuff said – bombers won.

Bout 2 (Rolling Pinups v. Cleveland Steamers) – Best Roller Derby Bout I Have Ever Seen!!! Starting out, the Pinups took the early lead and after taking the lead never trailed. It was a good bout and well battled on each side. And then we got to about 4 minutes left and the tides turned. Steamers stepped up the game pretty hardcore. Pinups had a few key mistakes that landed their people in the box and Steamers capitalized. 30 points in the final two jams of the bout took us to a tied score and overtime. I’ve seen overtime before, and nothing seems to have a bigger impact to the intensity and the crowd getting wild. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. Overtime was coming to an end and the score was about to be tied again! Had there been about two or three more seconds on the clock, it likely would have ended right there, but there wasn’t and for the first time in BRRG history, we were headed to Double-Overtime! With the most intense game on the line, the teams took the track. Both jammers did an exceptional job, but in the end, it was The Steamers, led by team captain The Killustrator that came out on top with a 9 – 8 point jam, giving the Steamers the victory. I don’t know about you, but the energy I felt coming from the track and the energy I felt in the crowd was simply amazing. Well done ladies!

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For many years, the world of Sk8intheFace has lived completely on the shoulders of Turn Two Boy, R.E. I am happy to say that going forward I will contributing be my two cents to the readers. A little background on me… For years, R.E. has been hounding me to come to a bout. Raving about how wonderful Derby and BRRG is. After much procrastination, I finally made my first bout last year and I have been hooked since. I started this year off right, sitting with my friends at Turn Two and plan to continue this throughout the rest of the season. I am counting down to April 3rd and cannot wait to see such another awesome evening of derby bouts. And to get the record straight right away: My name is Chris, I will cheer for every team, but when it comes down to it… I’m a Steamers fan at heart.

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