Sk8intheface sends many Happy Birthday shout outs to Oliver Pist on this fine day! Had it not been for that beautiful full moon, Marvin Gaye playing on the radio, Momma Pist, Poppa Pist, and a bottle of bubbly, the great world of roller derby may never have known Oliver. His ability to keep this chaotic sport of pure madness from turning into an instant Battle Royale is uncanny. His keen eagle eyes can always spot the difference between a girl pulling a knife (minor) and shanking a player (major). We are all thankful that the women of York Correctional Institution were just not tough enough in his eyes to continue working there. But once he saw derby, he knew he had met his calling! Happy Birthday Will! You love her pissed, and so do we!
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