What an amazing time we had at the awards banquet! It started out a little rocky with my woman cussing out Rev. Jim for stealing her parking spot! I must say being waited on hand and foot by fresh meat always makes for excitement! Sorry to the girls I kept changing my name, I couldn’t help it! Anyways, the food was delicious (especially those bacon wrapped water chestnuts, that person is an artist) Red-Stripe is always a welcome treat, I loves some of that! So I would love to have posted some pictures but unfortunately Mr. Camera W.C. ( should stand for What Camera?, as are picture dept. is totally lame (I am working to change that too)) got about two pictures before the batteries died. If anyone would like to submit pictures please email me relewis@sk8intheface.com

And now to the Awards…

Most Improved:

Margarita Mayhem!
Gorgon Girl
Death Proof

Hardest Practice leader:

Ida Bitter!
Mommy’s Lil Monster
Primp Daddy

Most Dedicated:

Chelle-Shock
Primp Daddy
Stealth Bomber!

Sweetest Roller Girl:

Gorgon Girl!
Paddiewhacked
Punk’d Pixie

Meanest Roller Girl:

Ivanna Destroya
Morbid Cherub
Prettie Scarrie!

Best Butt:

Coco Sparks!
Primp Daddy
Syren Van Dahl

Rockin Rack:

Death Proof
Dita Von B.
Olive Bruises!
Vix Smackey

Greatest Gams:

Bambi Hunter
Ivanna Destroya
Rogue Cheddar
Soul Eater!

Derby Crush:

Ida Bitter
The Killustrator!
Professor Booty
Rogue Cheddar

Most Dedicated Referee:

Oliver Pist!
Algebro
Quagmire
Ruby Bruiseday
Scissor Lick
Schwo
Sweater Boy

Most Sportsman like from a Ref:

Oliver Pist
Algebro!
Quagmire
Ruby Bruiseday
Scissor Lick
Schwo
Sweater Boy

Mvp Blocker:

Halochic
Professor Booty!
Prettie Scarrie

Mvp Jammer:

Ida Bitter!
Eva Lucien
Finnish-Her
Punk’d Pixie

Mvp Pivot:

Ida Bitter
Ivanna Destroya!
Prettie Scarrie
Soul Eater

Mvp Triple Threat:

Ida Bitter
Prettie Scarrie
Professor Booty!
Stroker Ace

Mvp Rookie:

Chelle-Shock
Finnish-Her!
Gorgon Girl
Take-Out

Derby Queen 2009:

Mommy’s Lil Monster!
The Killustrator
All of the Rolling Pin-ups

I think some others, I was drunk!

Now for some other memorial awards!

Team MVP:

The Killustrator

Finnish Her

Ida Bitter

Eva Lucien

Under-Cover Hooter:
Rainbow FrightThe KillustratorChelle-ShockGonnohleaRogue CheddarVendetta FarfalleSkank WilliamsFinnish-HerCandy SnatcherProfessor Booty Eva LucienLebrawl JamesMagic Lee MaliciousStroker AceCoco SparksIvanna DestroyaMorbid CherubTurn 2 Boys (hell Yeah)Finnish-Him

Rank and Stank Award:

Miss Congeniality:

VD Award:

Best Belcher:
Mommy’s lil Monster

Best Dancer:

Best Ass Crack:

I got hoes in area codes:

Rippin award:

Bachlorette Award:

Sheriff Award:

Best Bruise:

Most Kind, Selfless, and Brave

Cougar Award:

Most Experienced:

Hide your Food award

Pittle Award:

180 Award:

Best Surviving Couple:

Derby Widow:

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