This is it! The training, the conditioning, the practices, the blood, sweat, and tears all add up to this moment. Its finals time, and I know there are some hungry teams out there!

So lets talk about the first match-up: The Hard Knockers VS. The Rolling Pin-Ups. The Knockers are hurting for a win, these girls will stop at nothing to bring home a “W”. I’ve heard rumors of a Tonya Harding in planning on the All-Round Power-House Professor Booty! Booty, please make sure you have an escort with you at all times up till the Singing of The National Anthem. The Hard Knockers are a super tough team, if they get in the zone, they are hard to stop!

On the other hand The Rolling Pin-Ups have been touting the motto: Good Things come in small packages! The 2009 Rolling Pin-Ups are what derby is all about: fierce, creative, gutsy, bold, and collaboratively talented! I remember the last bout between the Pinups and Knockers resulting in ejections of both Pretty Scarrie and Margarita Mayhem! This match is sure to be edge of the seat explosive action the whole time!

And now onto The Hazard Cup Finals!
Introducing First, fighting out of the Blue Corner: The one, the only…. The Cleveland Steamers! A team who has laughed in the face of adversity to go from last years last place team, to this years rightfully so challengers for The Hazard Cup! Look to see these ladies fighting tooth, with every last breath for victory. This team is the most focused I have ever seen! Primp has been working these girls extra hard to prep them for the toughest fight of their life!

And now in the Black Corner, the team that needs no introduction: Two Time back to back Hazard Cup Champions….. THE HELLBOMBERS! These skaters are primed up and already claiming Three-Peat; when a team as strong as the Hellbombers takes aim, there is just nothing you can do. There strategy is on the track is so cut throat, there is no room for mistakes in any jam! Any team wishing to challenge them must be equally as cunning, as be prepared for a battle.  I expect this to be a very exciting bout, I look forward to seeing what becomes the deciding factor in victory.

Good luck to all of you………… You’re  going to need it!

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